Bitches on Bikes #1

In honor of accomplishing one of my life goals (don't make me tell you) I'm gonna start posting pics of hot ass bitches on bikes on the regz. This first installment is an ode to how much sexier women make bikes look. I mean, come on! And, there's those f*cking lace animal ears again. Swoonsies.

I ripped these off from all over and didn't pay attention, sorry.

Mister Finch

Oh my oh my oh my, what a day! I've found my other new favorite person! Mister Finch is a textile artist from Leeds who makes these absolutely adorable/stunning/heart melting/bizarre creatures. I can't wait to find one of these for myself and everyone I love!

Booze Bling

Jewelry? Nah. Necessary? Absolutely not. Justifiable? Most definitely, especially if you like beer as much as this guy. Pretty well obsessed with the brass bottle openers I've been spying all over town lately. And as I opened a beer with a lighter I thought to myself "after 10 odd years of this, I think I deserve an upgrade". Now which to choose......

Can be purchased at: Poketo, General Store, and occasionally Quitokeeto, to name a few.

Oh Yes.

 

 

 

"I really can't get behind this whole year-beginning-in-January-thing. Who's brilliant idea was it to start the year in the middle of the darkest, chilliest, most depressing season of all? Who decided to wipe the slate clean in the dead of winter when everyone is either sick or wanting to hibernate under the duvet with a tin of cookies in one hand, a bottle of bourbon in the other, and a pile of Marx brothers DVDs? The booze- and sugar-engorged alcoholidays are behind us, and all we have to look forward to is a crappy hallmark occasion mid-February (a.k.a. Singles Awareness Day). We're supposed to give up all the cozy things like hot buttered rum and chocolate and butterfat at the time when we need them the most, and, in the words of Helen Fielding via Bridget Jones, "snap into self-discipline like lean teenage greyhounds." (Not that I 'm bitter.)"

-The Bojon Gourmet

 

Say hello to my new favorite person. Oh, and get in on the recipe for these (Vegan!) Chocolate coconut milk chile truffles.

Far East

No idea what the concept of this shoot was, don't much care either, these are stunning.

  Muse Magazine Winter '12/'13

 

Models: Sui He, Ling Ling Kong, 

Pan Yan, and Cao Yunfei

Photography: Chen Man

Styling: Tim Lim

Dream Catcher

Pretty much obsessed with these dream catchers by Electric Love. They are carried at General Store in Venice on Lincoln. I have grand plans to rip one off. if you want to be moralistic about it, you can custom order from them on their website.

Lana Cakes

Lana says her pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola. She may be delusional, but she sure is pretty.

Numero Tokyo

Model: Lana Del Rey

photographer: Mariano Vivanco

Stylist: Miranda Almond